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Another Poorly Written Gun Article
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in TEAM SASS
So what the heck is this "fixed stock" mentioned in the article that makes AR- type rifles non-assault types...? -
Debbie Reynolds ---- Possible Stroke
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Smoken D's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
That is sad almost beyond belief. -
I'm reminded of the time in San Francisco (where else?) when I walked into the break room at work... three female-type persons were seated at a nearby table; I smiled, and said "Good morning, ladies..." At which one of 'em turned, glowered at me, and snapped "We are WOMEN! We are NOT 'ladies'!" I smiled again and responded "Well then... I reckon you aren't at that," and walked away.
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Sometimes it don't pay to try to say something nice. Steve Martin blasted for tribute comment on Carrie Fisher Oh well...
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Well? Was he? Sassparilla Kid really surprised me with a couple of antique Stanley planes (a block plane and a Bedrock jack plane), and a cool hardwood mallet to accompany the Stanley Sweetheart bench chisels from last Christmas. I'm happy!
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Gyro Girl
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
*Ahem* Back 'bout the middle seventies a buddy and I shared an apartment in Pacifica. On a whim, Bill and I decided to take a ground school class down the road a bit at Skyline College. Now, it just so happened that Bill's girlfriend was from a little town up on the Russian River. Both her parents were doctors, and for fun her dad and brothers had an old Cessna 172 they'd bomb around in. Which was very cool, as we were invited to come up and "play" with her brothers and the aeroplane. Well, it seems that big brother thought "yours truly" had some sort of natural affinity for flying; heck, landing that thing was like pulling into my driveway. Or so I said to "brother." Shoulda kept my mouth shut. Next thing I knew, over lunch the brothers and Dad told us about this gyro copter they'd built. It was all ready to go - or would be as soon as they installed the engine! And they had a plan! They wanted to haul it to the airport (an old Army Air Corp training base with very little traffic) for "test flying." The plan was, they wanted to strap in some sandbags the same weight as the engine for ballast, then tow it down the runway behind one of the bro's Jeep and "kite" the thing for some test flying. And Golly Gee, Hardpan... we'd be right honored if you'd accept the honor of being our "tethered test pilot!" Huh! Well, wonders never cease! As young and dumb as I was even back then, I had enough sense to politely decline...! But I do still find 'em kinda fascinating. -
Gyro Girl
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Uh... Uno? Put yer spectacles back on... that's no way to talk 'bout the young lady... -
A Christmas tragedy.
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Well whaddaya know! Metallica Singer Leaves Bay Area Because of "Elitist" Attitude Metallica's James Hetfield said, "'I kind of got sick of the Bay Area, the attitudes of the people there, a little bit,' he said. 'They talk about how diverse they are, and things like that, and it's fine if you're diverse like them. But showing up with a deer on the bumper doesn't fly in Marin County. My form of eating organic doesn't vibe with theirs.'"
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Gyro Girl
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
It's an odd-looking, but still cute li'l booger! Cruises at 90 mph... http://www.autogyrousa.com/pdf/Cavalon_Brochure_2013.pdf -
Can't understand a word she's saying on the radio, but sure looks like fun.
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A Rock Or Something
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I ordered a regular T and a long-sleeved T for Sassparilla Kid as stocking stuffers... and in the package was a nice li'l note, a couple of "Rock or Something" decals, and a green plastic "army man." I thought that was kind of a nice whimsical touch! -
Take yer hat, Bob... s'posed to rain on Friday. But it'll be a balmy 56° in the afternoon. Safe travels to ya, and a Merry Christmas!
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Installation by a Chrysler engineer, undoubtedly!
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Chrysler...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I waited 'til the Kid got home to finish... he had to climb into the engine bay and sit on the fender to reach the %*&^# distrubutor and plug in the new wires - there was no way I could reach the thing, even standing on a step stool. Knotheads put it on the backside of the engine, under the firewall overhang. When I asked the guy behind the counter at the parts store for the rotor and cap he just gave me a blank stare... and said "I don't think anything that new [2001] uses a cap and rotor. That should be all electronic!" He was quite surprised when he looked it up. -
grease in the wheel of a stage coach
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Trigger Mike's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I used to love that illusion when I was a kid... It's actually called the "wagon wheel effect." -
grease in the wheel of a stage coach
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Trigger Mike's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
And in the old movies when the horses would run the wheels would spin backwards. -
Security Certificate
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
It's Norton. -
The Last Of The Gabor Sisters
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Subdeacon Joe's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I remember her most for slapping the cop... -
4 days til winter
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Utah Bob #35998's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Solstice, Ry... Solstice. Winter solstice ~ shortest day and longest night. Summer solstice is in June. Equinoxes are the two days in March and September when the days and nights are of equal time. Now, if you were a Druid, you’d be celebrating Alban Arthan, which means “The Light of Arthur.” Some Druid Orders believe this means the Light of the hero King Arthur Pendragon, who is symbolically reborn as the Sun Child at the time of the Solstice. But for most of us, it's just plumb cold. Down to 34° last night. -
Chrysler...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Yeah, swapping out a bad heater core on a Ford pickup ranks up there... but that's hopefully not as common as the ignition parts. Actually, I spent two days replacing said core once, and had the new one fail in exactly three days. The dealer wanted a thousand bucks to replace a thirty dollar part....