Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

Just don't have her paint your Porch...

That SO reminds me of "Bonehead English" in Junior High School~!

Gub'mint workers, undoubtedly...

Does that remind anyone of this tragic escalator failure...?

Go for it! I think I might start warming up with a nap right now!

Well, that's peculiar! On my tablet, I see the same thing YOU see, but on my laptop I see THIS: (I re-saved the original .PNG as a .JPEG, then copied to the thread)

That gal has BIG FEET~!! ^^^^ At least, one of 'em~!

Sassparilla Kid and I built this one a bunch of years ago for an American Cancer Society Relay For Life event. I submit that mine is more true to the original.

Oh, YUM~!

Naw... Norton died a hunnert 'n' forty years ago. Gavin is still strutting about in Sacramento. Unfortunately.

An Emperor Penguin~! Is his name Gavin the First...?

Of course. Hieronymus Bosch was easily an eleven~!!

Joe, ya left out Bosch.

Wanna bet...?

Reza Aslan. What a piece of work. Reza

Dude.... you would be well advised to duck.

Do you recall what year this was...? And I wonder if it'd still be legal in a Subaru Brat~?

Shoooot.... when I was a kid, there would've been a bunch of furniture in the back o' the pickup and the order would've been "Hang on to that stuff and DON'T let anything bounce out! And make DAMNED sure the mirror on the back o' that dresser don't get busted!!"

That reminds me of the time someone tried calling "Farb!" on me for using Worcestershire Sauce in a batch of jerky my son and I made for a Civil War event. Nope... Lea & Perrins has been imported since 1839.