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Posts posted by Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967
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As of 21:15 06/05/2020, still going up.
Let's hope the rioters don't invade the NYSE.
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Why... "Moon River," o' course~!
'Twas the first thing that popped into my haid.
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Famous Australian sports notables... What about Yvonne G.~?
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Just now, Alpo said:
Does this make sense to anybody?
Nope
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7 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:
C’mon y’all...memes!
What the heck, Pat... folks don't know what cartoons are, either.
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On 2/15/2020 at 9:53 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:
I was always a terrible math student. English, too, for that matter - which might explain why I could never come to terms with mixing letters with numbers!
Anyway, I sent this to Helen Brimstone (retired engineer). She laughed like hell, then forwarded it to her granddaughter in in Brazil. Five minutes later got a response:
I can relate to Joe's answer better~!!
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First match as a Buckeroo when he was eight... he signed in, and the nice lady behind the counter looked at his name, smiled, and said "I'm sorry, Honey, but you're going to have to find a new alias. I'm pretty sure 'Sassparilla Kid' was taken years ago."
The kid looked surpised, then thoughtful, then pulled his vest aside and displayed his badge. The nice lady looked at his bade and number, eyebrows went up, and she declared "Oh MY! You ARE the 'Sassparilla Kid!'"
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For the buckaroo
The Cookie Bandit
The Sasaparilla Kid
Sorry, Warden... Sassparilla Kid* 8968L is my son. Just turned 28; had the alias since he was four or five...
*"If it sounds the same, it is the same."
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Oh... and Helen sez to tell ya "Hi!", Forty~! And asks that you do the same for her to Jittery and Deja.
Fond memory of a GLB meeting and field trip to the Autry Museum.
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21 minutes ago, Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 said:
Willie Nilly?
Wait... Didn't he sing "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys...?"
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Just now, Tyrel Cody said:
and Crabby
Him too~!
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14 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Naw. Them fellers was Sneezy, Dopey, Jethro, Grumpy, Sleepy, Snotty, Doc, Rudolph, Bashful, Giggles, Itchy, Bugsy, Happy, Norman, Droopy, Constantine, and Dufus.
Those was the regulars but there was a whole herd of them guys, too.
(Are we having fun yet?)
Ya left out Crappy and Stinky~!
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1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:
Then there's the Olphart family: Justin, Dustin, Rusty, Bear,Dusty, Buff, Grizzly, Dopey, Mopey, Trusty, Crafty, B. N., Ben N., Lazy, Easy, Handy, Hardy, Dan D., Otto Bean, Reverend, Sneezy, Howlin, Craven, Harry, Rinkelled, and Morris.
There's a bunch more but I can't remember them all.
Wait... ain't them those li'l fellas who helped out ol' Snow White...?
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Cool!
Keep 'em coming, Warden!
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Atta boy, Hardpan! Hopefully you held that "dead mouse" up by it's tail!
Ha! That's exactly what I did!
Took the ladies a few seconds to register that it was a "mouse," and not a mouse.
On another note... I've been mentally reviewing my "gottado" list for the week - DANG! For being "retired," I'm sure gonna be a busy
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Haw!
Lumpy's undoubtedly right on both counts!!
Good thing I'm a fella of few words...
Sitting at my desk... "the box" on the floor next to me, gradually filling with shtuff... wastbasket filling faster... got a shriek out of the ladies when I said "Oh look! I found a dead mouse in my drawer!" then held up an old Logitech...
Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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'Specially if she was ever on the plane with Jeff and Bill....