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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967

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  1. 7 hours ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

     

    Mine uses my pocket knives! I have found a few with broken tips!:angry: I now ground them off to a flat edge so she can use them as a screwdriver!

     

    So Sassparilla Kid has given his Ma (the Former Missus Hardpan) a set of Japanese kitchen knives (Miyabi Hibana?) 

     

    Evidently, she managed to mangle the tip of one* of 'em...  "Ma!  Don't you know that these are hand crafted by a little old Japanese Master Bladesmith in a hut working over a hot forge while wearing a diaper??"  :o

     

    *The Kid repaired it by carefully re-grinding the tip with stones. 

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  2. 27 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

     

     

     ....... it only took me ONE visit for me to work that out ..... :blink:

     

    Ya know what that reminded me of...?

     

    I learned too late that there's an old saying, "Never hang wallpaper with a spouse!"  :P

     

    I did THAT just once, too.  In an instant, the now-former-missus-Hardpan transformed from Nurse Jekyll to Ms Hyde...  I lasted maybe five minutes, then remembered an urgent commitment elsewhere.  Boy, was I lucky to escape!    alien.gif

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  3. 50 minutes ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:

    that was on the old "political fire" ...... right?

     

    Nope.  Just the reg'lar "wire."  'Twarn't a political topic... just a bunch o' "know-it-alls" who thought they knew it all.  ^_^

     

    Now, for what it's worth, I only ventured into the "political fire" twice, just to see what it was about.  The first time out of curiosity... the second and last just to confirm that my eyes had not deceived me the first time.

     

    That place was NUTS!  :blink:

     

     

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  4. 3 hours ago, Charlie T Waite said:

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    Har~!  :lol:

     

    Back about fourteen or fifteen years ago I posted that picture on the Wire.  It seems there were a bunch of "cowboys" haranguing about rules interpretations and such, and a few of 'em were becoming real pills.  (And as we all know, a "pill" is something hard to take! )

     
    Sooo.... I posted a short message, Introducing Marshall Turk, and proposing the formation of a new sub-group in SASS ~ the Grand Old Brotherhood of Bunkhouse Lawyers, Esq, or G.O.B.B.L.E.   ^_^
     
    Marshall Turk was to be the official Spokesturkey and mascot of the organization.  
     
    Somehow I don't think the windbags appreciated it, but they at least shut up for a short spell.  :rolleyes:
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