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  1. I got a squirrel education once ~ I think I was thirteen... had a "pet" squirrel in the back yard.  He'd eat outta my hand.  But I learned REAL quick that he most assuredly did NOT care to be picked up.  

     

    Dawg, but he was quick!  And those looong teeth did a number on a few fingers before I managed to hurl the li'l booger.  Worst was the chomps right into the joints.  Even with the launch, he fared better than me; continued begging, but I made sure to toss him his "treats" after that.  :huh:

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  2. This one was kinda startling....

     

    The outfit I retired from was largely staffed by women - like about 330 women to maybe 25 men, spread out over locations in three counties.

     

    Anyway, there was one gal... not at all unattractive, and very obviously "womanly" constructed in a - to put it bluntly - eye-catching manner.  

     

    Well... the modern times being what they are, she decided that she'd rather be a "Donald" than a "Donna," and pursued the medical route to accomplish this goal.  Evidently quite successfully.

     

    But I gotta confess... it always gave the shivers to be in the men's room and have "Donald" sidle up to the fixture next to me.  Suddenly all that morning coffee just had to stay on board a while longer.....  :huh:

     

    I never said anything until now; didn't want to be accused of being a horrid, insensitive, backward-thinking troglodyte.  :ph34r:

     

     

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