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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Back in 1984 Hank and I made this bumper for my then-new Ford Ranger. Walls were 1/2" with 5/8" plate "plugs" welded into the ends. I was once rear-ended by a gal in a new Buick Regal. Her car was totaled; I did major repairs to my rig by replacing the four 5/8" bolts that fastened it to the frame, and buying a rattle-can of paint. Another time a some guy cut it too close trying to park next to me in a parking structure. Nicely creased the side of his new Mercedes. "Gee, fella... that's too bad!" -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Tires are on backwards. -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Spray 'er anyway. She needs it! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
We're 'Gorilla Glue.' The only things we can't fix are the Crack of Dawn, a Broken Heart, and Stupid. -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
What a terrific idea! Hmmm... I do believe I have an extra one o' them dispensers out in the garage... thinkin' I might just have to set it up in my own kitchen~!! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Don't forget about BARGE CEMENT~!! Heck...we used it for everything from re-attaching boot soles to gluing Volkswagen crankcase halves together. -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Slim, are you dragging a picture in to the body of your post? I've had something similar happen when I do that; if you save the graphic then use the "choose files..." next to the paper clip at the bottom of the page to load the picture it should work. Maybe. -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
If'n ya look at it, it's a big red "X" in front of a framed picture... -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I got it! It's an "X-Rated Picture~!" -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
I reckon Slim's got the hiccups. -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
When I was a kid in Texas the danged mosquitos were so big they had to wear skates to take off and land. Some even had insignia on their wings! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Just don't have her paint your Porch... -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
That SO reminds me of "Bonehead English" in Junior High School~! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Gub'mint workers, undoubtedly... -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Does that remind anyone of this tragic escalator failure...? -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Go for it! I think I might start warming up with a nap right now! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Well, that's peculiar! On my tablet, I see the same thing YOU see, but on my laptop I see THIS: (I re-saved the original .PNG as a .JPEG, then copied to the thread) -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
That gal has BIG FEET~!! ^^^^ At least, one of 'em~! -
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Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 replied to Pat Riot's topic in SASS Wire Saloon
Sassparilla Kid and I built this one a bunch of years ago for an American Cancer Society Relay For Life event. I submit that mine is more true to the original.