Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967
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3 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
'Cept mebbe in california....
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1 hour ago, Alpo said:
My daughter and her boyfriend came to visit me one year, and we went to the Olive Garden for supper. There was a crowd and we had to wait, so he suggested we wait in the bar.
I told him I couldn't go in the bar.
Why, he wanted to know, could I not go in the bar.
I can't go in the bar.
His voice is now rising. Why can't you go in the bar?
Shut up. I can't go in the bar. Now the little light bulb over my daughter's head comes on, and she grins and says yes, he can't go in the bar.
Now he's really starting to get loud. What have you done that they won't let you in the bar?
Shut the f*** up! You can't carry a gun in a bar in Florida.
YOU'RE CARRYING A GUN!!??!!!?
A little louder next time. I don't think they heard you back in the kitchen.
So did you fire the boy...?
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10 minutes ago, Raylan said:
She shops at Harbor Freight....
$14.99 for a variety set of 10mm sockets.
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15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bob said:
Oh, yes I can!!
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5 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Actually... prisms refract, not reflect.
Beat ya to it, Alpo~!!
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8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
Looking at a recipe for banana bread….
- Remove odd pots and pans from oven.
- Preheat oven to 350º / 180º.
Farenheit / celsius (within six degrees F)
I hate it when my 'nanner bread just takes forever to cook at 180º in my Whirlypool oven and still comes out gooey in the middle. But at that temp, heck... you might as well leave the other pots and pans in there.
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28 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
Um.....do I really want to know HOW someone managed that?
Maybe something like:
As I recall, there may have been whiskey involved.
And be assured ~ it was NOT loaded. In fact, the last commercially produced ammo was for the government of Yemen back in the early fifties. Since then, however....
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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
He didn't know it was loaded.
I once saw an 1874 French Gras bayonet protruding through shingles of the Kappa Phi Delta house just like that....
I still have the bayonet. It's still on the rifle.
In the hands of my son, Sassparilla Kid, about a dozen years ago.
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Well... this MIGHT work~!
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Not a meme, but...
OFF TO OZ~!!
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4 hours ago, Raylan said:
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6 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Heard on the News Friday morning that the state of Texas will need to double it's electrical generation capacity in the next 6 years. This is due in part because of the massive influx of people Including illegal aliens.
However, close to 50% of the increase will be due to the ravenous electrical needs of all the data centers and cloud storage facilities currently being built in Texas.
Texas is gonna have to step up their drilling....
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