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Yohanaqua

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  1. When I get to heaven, I'm gonna shake God's hand Thank him for more blessings than one man can stand Then I'm gonna get a guitar and start a rock-n-roll band Check into a swell hotel; ain't the afterlife grand? And then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl 'Cause this old man is goin' to town Then as God as my witness, I'm gettin' back into showbusiness I'm gonna open up a nightclub called "The Tree of Forgiveness" And forgive everybody ever done me any harm Well, I might even invite a few choice critics, those syph'litic parasitics Buy 'em a pint of [?] and smother 'em with my charm 'Cause then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale Yeah I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl Yeah this old man is goin' to town Yeah when I get to heaven, I'm gonna take that wristwatch off my arm What are you gonna do with time after you've bought the farm? And them I'm gonna go find my mom and dad, and good old brother Doug Well I bet him and cousin Jackie are still cuttin' up a rug I wanna see all my mama's sisters, 'cause that's where all the love starts I miss 'em all like crazy, bless their little hearts And I always will remember these words my daddy said He said, "Buddy, when you're dead, you're a dead pecker-head" I hope to prove him wrong, that is, when I get to heaven 'Cause I'm gonna have a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale Yeah I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the tilt-a-whirl Yeah this old man is goin' to town Yeah this old man is goin' to town Goodbye ole Pard, we’ll meet again. ML
  2. Howdy back at ya!

    1. El Patron

      El Patron

      I promise I haven’t forgotten about you. This Wuhan Flu has really disrupted the lives of pretty much all of us. I hope POTUS drops the hammer on the red Chinese for lying about it letting it get this far out of control. (Sorry for the unsolicited commentary).

      I’ll take photos of the additional shirt, pants, duster and two pairs suspenders I found on my chuck wagon so you can see if you’re interested. I’ll also send photos of original stuff you asked for just in case I didn’t send them already.  Will send all via my ISP email account so hopefully it won’t wind up in your junk folder. 

       Thanks again for your patience 

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