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  1. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't  you say?  
    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  
    This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.   

     

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    I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.    
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  
          R eally? Ya think?  
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    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers    
           Now that's taking things a bit far!  

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    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over    
           What a guy!      
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    Miners Refuse to Work after Death  
    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!  
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    J u venile Court to Try Shooting Defendant    
    See if that works any better than a fair trial!  
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    War Dims Hope for Peace    
    I can see where it might have that effect!  
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      If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile  
       Ya think?!  
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    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures    
          Who would have thought!  
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    Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;   Police   Suspect Homicide    
    They may be on to something!  
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    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges    
          You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?  
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    Man Struck By Lightning:   Faces Battery Charge    
         He probably IS the battery charge!  
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    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger   Test Group    
    Weren't they fat enough?!  
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    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft   
    That's what he gets for eating those beans!  
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    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks    
           Do they taste like chicken?
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        Local  High School   Dropouts   Cut in Half    
           Chainsaw Massacre all over again!  
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    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors    
           Boy, are they tall!  
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    And the winner is....    
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead    
       
         Did I read that right?  
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  2. depositphotos_38495591-stock-illustration-homeless-man.jpg

    I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.

    He said, “Up until last week, I still had it all.

    I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt.

    I even had full medical benefits coverage.

    I felt sorry for him, so I asked, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”

    “Oh no, nothing like that,” he said, “because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled.”

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