Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

"Houston, we have a problem!"

...... no, it goes everywhere .......

.......... so, ........... that was you ???

Back in the late-ish '90s, there seemed to be a perception that if you had a 'cell' phone you were successful and rolling in money, ..... I was not. .... so, anyway one day I gets this call from what appeared to a lady with a Filipina accent, and she's trying to sell me shares in a race horse. I strung her along for a bit and politely informed her that in my personal opinion the only people who made an honest, moral income from race horses were those who sold them the oats and those who carted the oats away after the horse had finished with them. .... she hung up. About 3 minutes later my phone rang again, ....... same voice, same sales pitch. i interrupted her and asked if she'd recently had a discussion about oats; ....... I can still hear the sound of her slamming the handset down into the receiver ........... fond memories

....... well, that explains a lot ..........

... yep, thank you

...... well, .... where does it go?

............. dang straight .......

we're in Australia, .... that WAS a friggin tick .....

..... you can tell the weather that now the climate has changed you can have a few of these warmer days that we don't want until later this year ....

........ do you mean to tell me that they're not 44s ?

........ at midnight last night .......... now we just have to convince the weather that the climate has changed and we are supposed to save up the hot days for next summer ....

........ yeah, I hate them linky thingy's an' bein' dead ended is just making it worse

........ sorry about that ......

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I don't have the desire neither

....................... right here in our little corner of Australia the ratio is about 87:2 ...........

........ that 'Mini' panel van that's trying to overtake that bus ....... I can tell you from factual experience that he's pedaling as hard as he can; and the darn bus still got past him up the outside lane ...... (btdt )

........... looks like they want $1.15 too much .....

........ looks like a black rifle to me ....

........ I love his last line ..... " ... I had no idea that there are people crazier than me."

............ he's not ?