Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

............now you've done it .........

....... and then he farted in my general direction ..... 🥸

Cold Lake Kid has the money to pay, ....... he was flashing it about on the "pennies" thread. ...... I can't afford to pay attention ... 🥲

Dear Uncle Forty, If you keep holding back like that you're going to do yourself an internal injury ........ 🙃

I hope they put all the bits away when they finish with it; .... wouldn't want to step on any, barefoot, ..... in the middle of the night. 🥸

........... so is a dirty mind ......... 😇

so .......... how long will a 10 penny nail be now ? 🙃

naaahh ............ wrong Cardassions ....

............. in the freezer ...

thanks but I'll stick with bovine squeezings ........ like God intended

yeah, 'specially with French & Latin influences ......🙃

oh yes, we have a GST of 10% on EVERYdangTHING !!! and it IS included in the advertised price beforehand ( required by law ). 😐

same here same warnings be careful how you dry your money after laundering it (ours don't have "specimen" written on them) 🙃

......... well, my 2c will cost you $37.89 AUD ................ or, 5UScents. 🙃

CALIBRE is the correct way to spell calibre. probably the only thing about it that's not fake. ..... oh! .... and that it's made of wood. 🙃

I love that story

...................... well, I don't think so ...... 😉

here in the suggested 53rd state we did the same, got rid of the copper coins (1c & 2c). our smallest value coin is 5c. did away with $1 & $2 banknotes and replaced them with "gold-ish" coloured coins. banknotes are now some sort of plastic material and sized up to $100, each a different colour. prices are rounded up or down (seldom down) to nearest 5 or 10 for cash sales and retained in card sales. and we still have decimals in our fuel prices ...... like $1.99.9 per LITRE 😒

what number flavouring is that ?

oh, for gawd sake, .... spiders ?????? 🥸

There are times when I wish my mouth WAS that big 😆

........ but we luv him anyway 😍

...... well, I can't help you, ....... .... my preference is "International Roast" instant coffee with milk and sugar ..... 🙃 .......... and coffee shoppes hate me when I ask for it ....... 😇

One thing Here in Australia there is a severe absence of ham in hamburgers ...... ...... personally, I think it'd make a nice additive ........ 🙃

...... it is certainly better than a 28-year-old man pretending to be a 14-year-old female "influencer" ......