Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062
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6 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
...... it's true, .... you need tomato sauce .....
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On 10/1/2022 at 7:18 AM, Subdeacon Joe said:
...... must be an early photograph, ...... I'm sure he was much older when the dinosaurs died out ......
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3 hours ago, DeaconKC said:
So not only does the wildlife try to kill/eat/maim you, the bus drivers do too?
...... so, ....... you've noticed the trend ? ........
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15 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
These will ruin a swim in the ocean.
........ just another of those wonderful little surprises Australia has waiting for you ......
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$300 fine ???
..... well, he wasn't speeding much ....
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3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
@Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Remember these? Remember coming down the back stairs and it was just totally open....you slipped you were dead.
I do remember them, our local bus company had a couple for a while, but I didn't get to travel on buses until I started High School back in '70. By then they had gotten rid of most of them and my school bus was an old White semi-trailer bus because of overhanging trees on the route. We got on the bus at the halfway point and still had over 1/2hr ride to school, mostly standing because of crowding. The return was no better, but sometimes we got a seat
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....... yeah, ..... school milk .......
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.... but sometimes
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11 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said:
When I went to school, every kid in Australia got a bottle of milk every day, Can still remember in summer how hot that milk was!
I remember that school milk
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8 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
I was thinking this morning. It’s amazing how many times the wheel has been reinvented, you’ld think we’d have it perfected by now.
...... sounds like a circular argument ....
..... it just goes 'round and 'round ........
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8 hours ago, DeaconKC said:
8 hours ago, Rip Snorter said:Looks like Hadaka jime. If she has got it right, lights out in 10 seconds.
...... I don't think she's got the Heimlich Maneuver quite right ....... yet ....
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5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
......... cain't remember any of it ....
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27 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said:
Watch out! You're going to get Subdeacon Joe started up again.
26 minutes ago, Yul Lose said:Hope so.
........... you evil man .............
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4 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
................that was ...............OMG !!! 39 years ago
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1 minute ago, Buckshot Bear said:
There are penalties for urinating in the pool.
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4 hours ago, Brazos John said:
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Do y'all get the red underline if you spell it humor?
..... yessss
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1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said:
True, but that doesn’t look like an Aussie squirrel........ nothing looks like an Aussie squirrel, ...... absolutely nothing at all ........
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1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said:
2 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said:
Taco Tuesday isn’t till tomorrow.
....... but it's already tomorrow here ..........
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........ making a belt out of watches is a waist of time ......
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15 hours ago, Buckshot Bob said:
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18 hours ago, Alpo said:
So let me see if I got this straight.
The birds kill you. The spiders kill you. The snakes kill you. The roos kill you. The koalas kill you. The platypus kills you. The crocs kill you. The sharks kill you. The Portagee man of war kills you. And the sun kills you.
How about emus? Do emus kill you?
......... yes
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21 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said:
I have an "OP Shop" story for you :
My mother volunteers at the Op Shop run by her church one day a week.
They get a lot of stuff from older, often Widowed contributors, ..... you know, ... "lets clean out Dads old back shed" kind of stuff.
I went in to pick up Mum after she finished the other day and was a bit early, .... so i thought I'd have a bit of a look around .........
....... amongst the ratty old tools were 3 flat box/cases and inside these were 3 Mitutoyo micrometers, ....
a smallish/standard unit, and two 6" units complete with all the "anvils" (one almost brand new) .......
Prices as marked .... $3, $10 & $20 .....
The 6" that was $10 was older and it's case was made of plywood that was splintering a little, the other 2 were more modern plastic moulded cases .... and the $20 unit still had some components wrapped in original packaging and un-opened.
I almost set my back pocket on fire getting my wallet out to pay for them .......
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..... and I still can't believe it ..........
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On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:
The last "Chariot"
........ Good Heavens ...... was it that long ago ? ....
On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:The last "Chariot"
........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....
On 9/10/2022 at 9:09 AM, Buckshot Bear said:The last "Chariot"
........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....
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The Aussie Humour Thread
in SASS Wire Saloon
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........ correct !