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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

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  1. hmmmmmph ......... here they cost a whole dollar.
  2. I just got an e-mail asking me to do a survey on a product I had bought over the internet. my response = "I'm still waiting for it to arrive !"
  3. ....................... no barbed wire ??
  4. we sometimes/often get the question ... "are you of Aboriginal or Torres Straight Islander decent ?" ...... to which I want to write "what do I get if I am? .... I can be if it's something good" I was born here, my parents and Grandparents were all born here, does that make me an Aboriginal, or just a native Australian?
  5. a couple of Australian private schools are having troubles with boy students AI-ing pictures of girl students and making money selling the pornographic pictures; not doing the girls reputations much good neither.
  6. ................... probably oxygen bottles in his room ....... 😇 I'm guessing ....not the first time Mr. Cig has visited this patient ....... 🥸
  7. ..."....... so, how much is the rent?"
  8. in "Star Trek Enterprise" season 2 episode2 "Carbon Creek" ..... reference is made to the tv show "I Love Lucy" ........ Lucy was the Godmother of Star Trek 🙃
  9. WHAT??? ..... no pineapple ?? .... oh, you didn't say pizza , did you ? <blush>
  10. .................. ........... yep.
  11. ya knoe wot ? it is Friday 🙃
  12. So, ...... how did you guys fare in your recent election ? ... something different, ...... or more of the same ? We have a federal election tomorrow (sat.) Sunday is vote counting day MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH UTH ! ....... AND IT WATHN'T 🤥
  13. ...... we don't got a Walmart anywhere 'round here 🙃
  14. I stand corrected; ......... it's the imperial that's sinister I'll say no more 😇
  15. ....... your metric stormtrooper is left-handed, ......... seems sinister to me ....... 🙃
  16. ..... on retrospect, .... I'd probably prefer the other way 'round ......... meybe ..... 🫡
  17. ........... well, ..... petrol is about $2/ litre on this side of the "ditch" ............. and don't forget that there's only 3.8 litres in a US gallon ; unlike the 4.45 litres in a real gallon (😜)
  18. .............. told you so ......... 🙃
  19. ...... the Great Victor Borge(a) did a track on 'vocal' punctuation ......... funny as all getout ... 🙃
  20. ..... was that whilst he was on first ???
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