Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

hmmmmmph ......... here they cost a whole dollar.

I just got an e-mail asking me to do a survey on a product I had bought over the internet. my response = "I'm still waiting for it to arrive !"

....................... no barbed wire ??

we sometimes/often get the question ... "are you of Aboriginal or Torres Straight Islander decent ?" ...... to which I want to write "what do I get if I am? .... I can be if it's something good" I was born here, my parents and Grandparents were all born here, does that make me an Aboriginal, or just a native Australian?

a couple of Australian private schools are having troubles with boy students AI-ing pictures of girl students and making money selling the pornographic pictures; not doing the girls reputations much good neither.

................... probably oxygen bottles in his room ....... 😇 I'm guessing ....not the first time Mr. Cig has visited this patient ....... 🥸

..."....... so, how much is the rent?"

in "Star Trek Enterprise" season 2 episode2 "Carbon Creek" ..... reference is made to the tv show "I Love Lucy" ........ Lucy was the Godmother of Star Trek 🙃

WHAT??? ..... no pineapple ?? .... oh, you didn't say pizza , did you ? <blush>

I love the "GNDN" eps conduits 🙃

.................. ........... yep.

.......... hop .....

ya knoe wot ? it is Friday 🙃

........ yes.

So, ...... how did you guys fare in your recent election ? ... something different, ...... or more of the same ? We have a federal election tomorrow (sat.) Sunday is vote counting day MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH UTH ! ....... AND IT WATHN'T 🤥

...... we don't got a Walmart anywhere 'round here 🙃

I stand corrected; ......... it's the imperial that's sinister I'll say no more 😇

....... your metric stormtrooper is left-handed, ......... seems sinister to me ....... 🙃

..... on retrospect, .... I'd probably prefer the other way 'round ......... meybe ..... 🫡

........... well, ..... petrol is about $2/ litre on this side of the "ditch" ............. and don't forget that there's only 3.8 litres in a US gallon ; unlike the 4.45 litres in a real gallon (😜)

.............. told you so ......... 🙃

...... the Great Victor Borge(a) did a track on 'vocal' punctuation ......... funny as all getout ... 🙃

..... was that whilst he was on first ???

...... well, ....you are !