Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

....... I resemble that .......

......... yes

............ I'm very glad that you qualified that .........

..... so, .... you've been zuckerbuggeredbergered more than once .... ?

WOW!

The 21st century is worth neither the time NOR the effort ......

If I may, I would like to slightly plagiarise your line and change it to ...... "The Truth is Mostly a Stranger to Reality !" You can thank me later

I have an "OP Shop" story for you : My mother volunteers at the Op Shop run by her church one day a week. They get a lot of stuff from older, often Widowed contributors, ..... you know, ... "lets clean out Dads old back shed" kind of stuff. I went in to pick up Mum after she finished the other day and was a bit early, .... so i thought I'd have a bit of a look around ......... ....... amongst the ratty old tools were 3 flat box/cases and inside these were 3 Mitutoyo micrometers, .... a smallish/standard unit, and two 6" units complete with all the "anvils" (one almost brand new) ....... Prices as marked .... $3, $10 & $20 ..... The 6" that was $10 was older and it's case was made of plywood that was splintering a little, the other 2 were more modern plastic moulded cases .... and the $20 unit still had some components wrapped in original packaging and un-opened. I almost set my back pocket on fire getting my wallet out to pay for them .......

..... thank goodness .....

....... and then there's the few who have no business in the music business ....... at all.

..... and I still can't believe it ..........

........ Good Heavens ...... was it that long ago ? .... ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? .... ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....

......... soylent green .........

I'd rather not ...... but you are right ....

they also seem to succumb to the external power imposed on them by the occasional Ukranian farm tractor .......

Upside-down, or uprite ???? ...... with or without the rest of the pizza ????????

I s'pose we'll have to wait .......... ........................... .................................. .................................................

there don't seem to be much Western in country music these days .......

...... is that based on what you can see of the plane, ..... or that it has "targeting radar" issues ?

I'm just glad for the velcro on my shoes ......

I believe Mr. Robinson went on to be a Cardashian in Startrek Deep Space 9 and Mr McDowell was, I think, in a StarTrek movie ... (the one with both Kirk and Picard) .....

I believe that Chuck is enough of a man that he would NOT tell a joke about Will Smiths' wife, even if he had her permission to do so .........

....... sorry Pat, but like I said, I don't speak Somali .......