Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

....... these jokes should be stored in a dad-a-base. ..... not all of them, some should never see the light of day again.

as long as there is absolutely no chance of a testicular injury amongst the participants

ah! ...... a goal to look forward to.

and even slower neurons

slower fingers

......... there ya go ..... validation from, and by, an expert ......... 🤪

........... oh ! ... that's cruel

btdt

......... in mine too 🤪

train is up to 7 kilometres long 8 kilomteres is about 5 miles so 1 kilometre is about 5/8 of a mile so,so 7 kilometres is about 35/8 or 4&3/8 miles long

the flag is for the Australian troops in the picture in the post before it, the last post on the previous page

yep

well now I know too

"over yonder"

this is a great opportunity to have a life changing moment ...... 😉

........ or a helo pilot .....

I think'd it is greta thugbutt ...... and the beer was Bud Light

My Grandfather had the first milking machine in our immediate district, it was driven by one of these things. After his first milking with it a neighbor came over to see how he got on. Grandfather informed him that he was down 2 cans of milk but was up 3 barrows of shi excrement. Much later my Uncle used it to power a water pump for stock water.

........ er, .... no thanks ... didn't Schwab's pay any attention to that beer mob that tried to use an "influencer" in their advertising ?

...... more portable than the plug-in model.

....... serves you right.

yes

me too

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT !!