Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

I'da thought they'd both be on the inside ..... 🙃

I was doing a renovation job on the platform of a commuter rail station. A fellow/sheilah had cable-locked their bicycle to a lamp post that I was tasked to remove; so I cut the post off at about that height, lifted the cable off and parked it and the bike against a convenient bench seat, and then finished removing the rest of the post. I'da loved to have been there when they got off their train and discovered that the lamp post had been stolen but their bike wasn't worth the effort. 🙃

"...he's just a very naughty boy ..."

used to be a lawn mower ..... 🙃

something similar happened in Australia, I understand that the lady is doing time ..... 🤐

..... get a haircut and get a real job ....... 🙃

Thanks ....... this might be useful one day 🙃

Establishments of Higher Education have established that fools can be educated to a higher level; ........... and still be fools. 🙃

....... agreed ! ....... 🙃

could it be better than "broken" dancing ? 🙃

........ and, more often than not, the other 17 hours as well .... 🤥

I'm guessin' that them Chinese is amused, ........ NOT !!! 🙃

..... I KNEW there was a reason ......... 🙃

If you remove the spoon from your morning coffee ....... your eyes won't hurt as much. 🙃

.... from the operators manual on how to drive a "self contained anti-theft conveyance" 🙃

I wonder how much "difficulty" could have been saved if they'd all settled on the one gauge in the first place ....... 🙃

....... well I wasn't any ruder than he had been ...... 😉

I have noticed that too. I was once berated because I shortened the stock of my "brand new" '94 'Trails End' in .45Colt to fit me. I told him that 'off the rack' trousers were too long for me too, and that it was mine, and not his, and to please go away (perhaps in not as many words) 🙃

Congratulations ! ........ now be careful where you put your hands ....... 😇

..... s'sposin' your horses is got bigger butts than mine ? 🙃

and pineapple 🙃

....... STOP that, .... the kids are watching ........ 🙃

....... and then there's spicey ..... as in "Old Spice" .... ....or is that Olde Spice ? ... 🙃