Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

$300 fine ??? ..... well, he wasn't speeding much ....

I do remember them, our local bus company had a couple for a while, but I didn't get to travel on buses until I started High School back in '70. By then they had gotten rid of most of them and my school bus was an old White semi-trailer bus because of overhanging trees on the route. We got on the bus at the halfway point and still had over 1/2hr ride to school, mostly standing because of crowding. The return was no better, but sometimes we got a seat .

....... yeah, ..... school milk ....... ....mostly ... .... but sometimes

I remember that school milk

...... sounds like a circular argument .... ..... it just goes 'round and 'round ........

...... I don't think she's got the Heimlich Maneuver quite right ....... yet ....

......... cain't remember any of it ....

........... you evil man .............

................that was ...............OMG !!! 39 years ago

There are penalties for urinating in the pool.

..... yessss

....... nothing looks like an Aussie squirrel, ...... absolutely nothing at all ........

....... but it's already tomorrow here ..........

........ making a belt out of watches is a waist of time ......

......... yes

I have an "OP Shop" story for you : My mother volunteers at the Op Shop run by her church one day a week. They get a lot of stuff from older, often Widowed contributors, ..... you know, ... "lets clean out Dads old back shed" kind of stuff. I went in to pick up Mum after she finished the other day and was a bit early, .... so i thought I'd have a bit of a look around ......... ....... amongst the ratty old tools were 3 flat box/cases and inside these were 3 Mitutoyo micrometers, .... a smallish/standard unit, and two 6" units complete with all the "anvils" (one almost brand new) ....... Prices as marked .... $3, $10 & $20 ..... The 6" that was $10 was older and it's case was made of plywood that was splintering a little, the other 2 were more modern plastic moulded cases .... and the $20 unit still had some components wrapped in original packaging and un-opened. I almost set my back pocket on fire getting my wallet out to pay for them .......

..... and I still can't believe it ..........

........ Good Heavens ...... was it that long ago ? .... ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? .... ........ Good Heavens ...... was it really that long ago ? ....

I believe that Chuck is enough of a man that he would NOT tell a joke about Will Smiths' wife, even if he had her permission to do so .........

........ I believe that I could live quite happily without ever seeing this again ........

.... well, Buckshot did say it was his dog .........

........" Honest, .... I dindo nuffin' ....."

Thanks, but the American president is not my King, nor did I have an opportunity, nor the right, to vote for him. .... ....... then again, I didn't get to vote for King Charlie 3 neither ......... ..... but I ain't complaining ................ yet