Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

.... going through this horrifying interaction with the supermarket staff right now .....

....... no more callers please, ... we have a winner !

... I'll have you know that "table spread" is not only NOT butter, ........ ........ IT'S NOT BUTTER ! ...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ........ yep .......

.... a bit small to read, ........ but I bet it's probably worth 3 whacks across your noggin from your good Lady wife and her favourite frying pan .......

^^^^^^^ ... I don't think that's part of the tourism package ....

and, what would be wrong with that ?

...... no need to crawl up to her .........

...... oops, not memes ....... sorry ...

,,,,,,,, is that Miss Rocky Meadows ?

...... can I please be introduced to this lovely car

...... quite probably .......

.... sort of a cross between rednecks and swamp peoples .....

......... now that's below the belt, ......... and funny as all getout .....

....... there's no need to be rude ...... ()

....... and now no-one else can claim that title ......

https://www.google.com/search?q=vegemite&rlz=1C1CHBF_en-GBAU984AU984&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&vet=1&fir=Wl0M9G-ooUCZQM%2Ccnvkx7g6SBRnkM%2C%2Fm%2F07_jx%3BXXY5fBaIoGzT7M%2CKIIaX89UHNHgWM%2C_%3BxmmzSohY6akV0M%2CpHlMPJWzN6xLWM%2C_%3BNsQhx2_Fm4viTM%2CjxjFfomgBcfHAM%2C_%3BC8bdAXgTK7eEYM%2C_pynDDGiTmonWM%2C_%3Bjb-9bZcyei_czM%2CaPaJZ95I0dfvDM%2C_%3BjCM3BMLdx26_lM%2CtUePim3iX8AJ7M%2C_&usg=AI4_-kRgVmMsrWPXb8iR_vdRg-aLjTHyTA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjGo7mZvrf1AhVUSGwGHYYwBYgQ_B16BAgwEAE#imgrc=Wl0M9G-ooUCZQM

We have quite a few New Zealanders in Australia, many of which reside in Bondi; seems to be as close to NZ as they can get without leaving ......

oops ........

........ you got one of those too ? ..... I thought I had the only one ......

........ now we're really gonna get it

oops!

...... yes ... I told you I was sorry ...

...... you might have a mean streak after all ........

sorry