Forty Rod SASS 3935
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20 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:
YOU’VE BEEN MOONED!!
Hey, you got a new shirt. Looks good on you.
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On 10/16/2024 at 7:50 PM, Buckshot Bob said:
OH HELL, YES!!!
Can I help pick out the 80% ? Please, please, oh PLEASE!
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On 9/7/2024 at 5:33 PM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:
That little guy would be a great counterweight for a pocket watch.
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Royal Payne
Ima Dooinitt
Preston Folded
China Cupp
Kookie Krumz
Perry Normal
Ab Normal
Billy Clubb
Turpin Tyne
Andy Mann
Chester Drawers (may have entered him before)
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On 10/2/2024 at 3:30 PM, Buckshot Bear said:
We don't have rabies and some other diseases here because of our isolation......they could have just isolated the poor dog until it had a clean bill of health
Sounds like a government decision. It doesn't have to take anything into consideration except what THEY think.
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Welles Farago (A real junior high teacher at Imperial Jr High, Ontario, CA when I taught there about 1982.
Bull Ryder.
Pony Roper.
Mule Skinner
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2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:
MY Grandpa? Hell, so id Dad and I and almost all of my friends. Camouflage? Didn't even know what it was, didn't have any fancy stuff to help us aim or shoot, and almost always filled our limits.
"BIG"game...elk, mule deer, black bears, at least thee pronghorns, and bob cats and cougars.
Dad had a Remington Model 8 in .35 Remington and I graduated from a Model 94 Winchester .30-30 carbine to a 1903A3 .30-06 sporter, all with iron sights and only one even had an adjustable peep sight, and now I'm told that they aren't sufficient for any game bigger than a pussy cat or a bunny rabbit.
RIGHT!
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J. B. Weld
Sue Pergloo
Hy Wayman
Dewiy Noitt
Bill Stupay
Bonnie Lassie
Ima Goinn
Maurine Corre
Hy Perbowley
Con Undrumm
Con Vict
Stan Bymee
Preston Folded
China Cupp
Cookii Krumms
Perry Normal
Ab Normal
Ima Douinit
Polly Graff
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"Red" Wyatt N. Blue
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10 hours ago, Alpo said:
Ain't that the cryin' truth?!
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On 8/20/2024 at 3:03 PM, Seamus McGillicuddy said:
Was it the 109 model or the advanced 262?
Seamus
I have no idea. All I remember is that it was a very tiny little two passenger critter with fore and aft seats and a cockpit cover that hinged sideways.
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1 hour ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said:
He needs a bigger shirt. A LOT bigger!
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On 8/20/2024 at 3:15 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
She won't find any of that around here. mY body is fragile, but the masculinity isn't. Gimme a call, Lady. I'll show you what I have left.
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On 8/11/2024 at 2:17 PM, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said:
Ain't that the crying truth. Look at the lies that people are voting for and / or against and the money behind them determined to buy our rights.
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On 7/26/2024 at 3:11 PM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
I went to the VA hospital today and there were three dogs in two cars. The temperature was about 90 outside and probably much more inside.
I went to the desk and asked them to call the campus police. They showed up and didn't know what to do. I told them to bust the windows. They called for permission and were told to break the windows. They didn't know how, (don't carry night sticks anymore I guess) so I introduced them to one of the rocks all over the ground and busted one of the windows. The obviously senior cop said I didn't have permission to do that, so I handed him the rock and told him I'd swear he broke it. The other guy found his own rock and they got he dogs out, and into a shady spot, and someone brought water for them.
When I came back from my appointment the cars and dogs were gone.
I asked the guys at the desk what happened. They said someone brought the dogs in and said they were running loose. The owner came storming in raising hell about broken windows so the campus police went looking for the vandals who had done such an awful thing.
A little baby girl died in a locked carnear here a week or so ago. She had been left in the back seat for several hours by a teen age baby sitter who simply forgot her.
A charge of negligent homicide was pending last I heard.
Man or beast, that is a horrible way to die.
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2 hours ago, Warden Callaway said:
Cousin Itt
Cousin Itt drove aMesserschmidt mini-car in one of the Addams Family movies. I had a friend up in Portland, Oregon had a blue one about 1957 or so.
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On 10/17/2021 at 7:08 AM, Sedalia Dave said:
About 12 of those hours will spent just driving across Texas
Hell, it will take her five hours to go from LAX to San Bernardino if she gets there after 4:00 pm.
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On 7/28/2024 at 12:22 PM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said:
A number of years ago there was a newly ordained Catholic priest by the name of Father Conor O'Malley.
Due to family connections, his first assignment is The Cathedral of the Most Holy Trinity located on Barronstrand Street in Waterford City, Ireland.
He finds it's a huge old cathedral with a 43 meter spire and 49 meters of balconies accross it's transepts and can seat over 1000 people during services.
Father O'Mally is assigned to the local Monsignor for training and familiarization with local customs and procedures. After about three months, he's finally ready to give his first Mass.
He's nervous; but he completes the mass and then meets up with the Monsignor and asks "Monsignor, how did I do?"
The Monsignor says "Father O'Malley, you did OK for your first Mass. You were obviously a little nervous. I've been doing this a long time, so here's a little advice. Before your next Mass, dring a little Whiskey. It'll calm you down and warm you up, and you'll be fine."
Unlike the stereotypical Irishman, Father O'Malley has never had a drink in his life so he doesn't know what a little Whisky is; but he figures that the guy at the liquor store is an expert.
So he goes to the local liquor store and says "I need a little Whisky." The store clerk sets down a fifth of Tullamore Dew. As far as Father O'Malley is concerned, THAT is a little Whiskey. Before his next Mass, he drinks the whole bottle. When he's done, he again asks "Monsignor, how did I do?"
The Monsignor says: "Father O'Malley, if you are going to continue to say Mass at this Parish, we need to get a few things straight:
1) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
2) There were 12 Apostles, not 10.
3) You will not refer to Jesus Christ as the Late Great J.C.
4) Nor will you refer to the Trinity as Old Man, Junior, and the Spook.
5) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of Goliath.
6) Jesus Christ was crucified, not circumcised.
7) And finally, next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's"I heard #4 was "Daddy O, Laddy-O and the Spook." Either way it's still hilarious.....and it's older than either of us, maybe both of us together.
Thanks.
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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:
We had separate bathrooms in the last house we had in CA. I liked it.
Now we have a small 850-900 sg ft home with one bathroom.That's a mighty small house. Where do keep your guns?
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I've met him a lot over the years,
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Baron Freezin
Joy Tubihold
Carl Load
Curly Fries
Pop Sickle
Pop Corn
Lotta Goodstuff
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On 7/5/2024 at 4:21 AM, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:
WHAT KIND OF MODELS?
Cars?
Trains?
Airplanes and space ships?Military?
Super heroes?
Boats and ships?
I can't see this dork dating much of anything else.
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On 5/18/2024 at 8:40 PM, Last Call Saul said:
OK, here is a call for help.
I just recruited a new shooter - he shot two matches and is fully hooked. He needs to register but can't pick a name. Here is a problem - he is a relatively fresh-of-the-boat immigrant from Belarus. Came here in his early 40s, been here for about 10-12 years. his English is very decent, as long as he stays within day-to-day or related to his work topics. He is not familiar with Cowboy/Western or really much of American pop culture. he is an avid shooter and firearm collector but more of the generic type.
so, let's see what you can come up with - his name is Alex, he is from Belarus, not from Russia. He works in paintless dent repair industry, he likes shooting and racing go-carts...
GO!
I suggested "Al Dente" but he did not like it
Bill Aruss
Bella Russ
Bella Russell
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Ba-Dump Tissssh - Memes
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That's BS. Express Lanes of any description no longer exist anywhere in the USA.
An open check stand with a checker is a farce, too.
You'll be lucky to find a self check out lane open, or one that works. so that promise is a lie, too.
And I defy you to find an employee who cam tell you where anything is without using their hand computer and even then the odds are against you.