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Forty Rod SASS 3935

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  1. What a well designed and attractive monument and for such a wonderful reason.
  2. A new favorite: "I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages". It sounded familiar so I found one of Bill Mauldin's cartoon guys (Willie/) form his WWII cartoons drawn for Stars and Stripes. Now it's on a teeshirt so Bill is famous all over again Patton hated him but Ike told him to leave Mauldin alone because he was good for morale.
  3. Yep, and we never went anywhere without nylon hose. A pair would provide about ten of the best bug shields ever. Cut a circle and put it over your head. Noseeums and other bugs were stopped, you could see and breathe through them and they even made good wrappers to carry stuff in.
  4. Don't knock tampons and sanitary napkins. They make fine makeshift blood stopping field dressings. I often wondered what some panty waist civilian would think if he / she discovered the uses we found for such things as condoms, nylon stockings and panty hose, cotton diapers, and so many other items. Probably would have sent them into swooning fits.
  5. Hawg Waller Holden Onn Bolyn Ball Ray O. Sunshine Mary Crismas Hardy Meale
  6. I have a 50/50 mix of apple juice and orange juice almost every morning. Other times I have V-8 with tabasco, garlic, horse radish, and Worcestershire sauce and a reasonable dose of salt and pepper. That will kill the demons in your gut and start your day off right.....or send you into convulsions.
  7. Pliny D. Elder Lann Drover Webb Spinner Cole Storage Tommy Hawke Holly Hawke
  8. heard it as "judicious" use, but either way IT'S TRUE. Keep it in mind, use it often.
  9. I was taught the "ain't" is a proper contraction of "am I not". And if Miss Morrell said it was so, you had better believe it is so.
  10. Don't forget the Fallopian Tubes and a bucket of prop wash.
  11. Next time you go to red Lobster take me along. I don't much care for lobster, but most of the rest of their meals are excellent...and I can eat their biscuits by the peck.
  12. at's so "po' folks" can be classy, too. We were poor (by some peoples' standards) but Mom would have died of embarrassment if we had looked like that. Patched and repaired was okay. That meant you were unable to buy better. Worn out, full of holes (cut, slashed, torn, or worn through) meant you or your mother were lazy or inept).
  13. That's only funny if you've never done it yourself...and just never you mind how I know.
  14. Thta would have been me if I were a dog Have fun, Kratu. Have fun.
  15. So is every other living creature on earth, a great many plants, and more than a few rocks, dust, and sand.
  16. I was told that it was a Dixie cup when out friend's son came home from the pacific with his friends in 1946 or1947. I was about five years old and have called them Dixie cups ever since. Once in awhile I've heard the called Popeyes, too.
  17. I had a little dog, one of the most lovable, peaceful, and pleasant creatures ever.....but she hated that insult to her person and she fought it every time. She lived almost 17 years and never quit fighting the thermometer until the end.
  18. That's just EVIL!!! Putting that much pastry where a fat guy can see it should be illeg....ah, crap! I'll take a half dozen maple bars and an apple fritter.
  19. That young "damsel in distress" is cute enough that I'd have been after her like a duck after a June bug. Yep, I would have been.
  20. Lord love a duck. Is that even remotely street legal?
  21. Grumpy!!! You're still around, but it looks like you got tired of waiting for The Grumpy Lunch Bunch to show up.
  22. If you hit it at about fifty mph it should land on the top of the car...if you are very skilled and very lucky. Any other solution stands a good chance of you being very crippled or very dead.
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