Forty Rod SASS 3935

Only to my remaining sanity and increased embarrassment.

Have you earned a black belt in sitting around? I don't have the seriousness with my feet and legs that some of y'all have, but I have walking problems of my own. After I got a black belt in falling down I started working on one for sitting around.

What?

Yes!

No, those were Cisco Kid's branded.

Of course you're a lady. I knew that and just plain wasn't paying attention. My apologies.

A friend of years gone by received a five pound bag of oranges every St. Patrick's day. He was NOT amused and blamed me for awhile but never did find out who really sent them. He moved to Montana five or six years later and I lost track.

Oh goody. Something else that wants me to sign in. BS!

Dump the cuffs....and the last spurs I ever owned had Gene Autry's name on them.

About four dozen guns and a chihuahua min-pin mix puppy.

I have no idea. I thought it was stupid then and still, do but I don't let anyone tell me how to spend my money and I don't tell anyone how to spend theirs.....no matter what I feel about their sanity.

That puts some spice to them. My first DIL was Mexican. My new DIL is a wonderful black lady who is too good for my son(and he realizes that), but love does strange things to people. My wife was too good for me, but God created her just for me and I couldn't have asked for anyone better.

There is a Sicilian Cafe nearby that has a sign in the front window that announces that they "will be closed on all lFederal / National Holidays." The manager got all pi$$y when I told him that that meant he was going to be open two days a week. Doesn't bother me one way or another. All of his recipes start with 50% garlic. I like garlic, but really.....!

Camera flash cubes. Polaroid. Honeywell Pentax. Slide rules. Enclosed slide fire escapes. The March of Dimes. Jacks. Auto jack handles that doubled as starting cranks (MGA and Triumph TR 3 series still had them in the 1960s.)

I never noticed that before but you researched it for me. Thank ye kindly, Sor.

I don't really care how anyone takes it, I was raised to call adult women Ma'am and girls Miss. Been doing that since I was old enough to talk and am not about to change for some "politically correct" BS.

When pet rocks were the craze a man in San Bernardino opened a grave yard for pet rocks in his back yard.

Like Custer needed more Indians.

My birthday was two days ago. I used those two days to celebrate NOT being named Sean, Patrick, or Brian. Tom just fits me better because that's what most people call me anyway.

Okay, I' m sold. How do I get DDG and dump Google?

We'd be ahead if we let (forced?) D. C. to return to being a swamp.

I'm 83 years old as of yesterday. I can't afford 20-30 seconds so I just move on. Not my loss. Theirs. Not enough that they will even notice....unless several thousand people do the same thing.

You a Southern boy, aincha? I never heard that north of Virginia nor west of Wichita except from southern folks.

I have noticed something that simply spell SCAM! So many of the ads on the internet for wonderful sounding products have very detailed info about the amazing gizmo that they are pushing but I can't find a price for it! Some of these ads are in places like Amazon (A company I enjoy doing business with) and even Harbor Freight, Home Depot, and others. What are they trying to hide?

Came today from Amazon. Strange texture but it tastes alright. That said, I won't buy it again.. I says it's 8 servings per bottle. That comes out to $1.02. 2 per serving, but the killer is high fructose corn syrup. That stuff is evil. Sorry pard, but I just can't do it. Thanks for trying, though.