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If this will stump a Millennial can you imagine what "3 on the tree" would do?

..... weren't no teachers like that when I went to school ............ ........... they wasn't born yet ......

This would also make a wonderful rifle/shotgun scabbard .....

Overseas Copy???...

Long time friends Sylvia & Wanda meet up in Heaven!! SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?... SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive.

Don’t forget to check your rear seal

Perfect! That will hold 4 racks!

edited: Sorry, the automatic translator played a trick on me. it means: these incompetent ones, I ordered a new black BBQ smoker 20230316_074933.mp4

IMHO, To as great an extent because of things that aren't there as those that are!

Probably shouldn't shower either!

Doubles as his quiver and lucky horseshoe.

i fixed it

Maybe “I ordered my new BBQ smoker in black from these losers”

I was just on the phone with Forty and we was discussing old age ‘n’ treachery!!! We both agreed that it ain’t cheatin’ if ya’ don’t get caught!! ‘Sides! They was racin’ with war clubs and stone axes!! Ol’ Forty made out all right. Him ‘n’ Oop spent the next three days eatin’ bronto-steaks and drinking Druid brew!! Rumor has it that Forty Rod studied at the feet of the head Druid and later taught “those who came before” how to build the Medicine Wheel!!

For some reason, this reminded me of the penguin and the ice cream joke.

Called Cut & Run!

Need another one Australia

Can you say Transparent...?

Took me a minute.